The Girl Who Almost Drowned

The Girl Who Almost Drowned is the first episode of Cycle Three. It first aired on the 21st of October 2017 and introduces nine new models who will compete in eight long grueling weeks to find out who is Sims Next Top Model!

The Girl Who Almost Drowned
The camera pans down to Crim and two new judges standing next to her

Crim: Hello Viewers to the newest cycle of America's Next Top Sim!

Crim: This cycle we have all new models

Insert models walking down a catwalk

Crim: New Drama

Insert video of a stank ass ho bar fight

Crim: And new judges

Shakila and Sierra look into the camera

Shakila: HI I'M SHAKILA

Sierra: HI I'M SIERRA

Both: WE SMILE FOR MILES

Crim: So hold onto your edges... and your seats

Crim: Cycle Three is in full function bitches

Intro plays and then it shows Crim and the nine finalists 

Crim: Hello bitches

Girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Crim: So girls surprise, I wanna see your walks straight away so you will be taking part in a Shakila Fashion Show

Martha: OOO SHOOEKLTHUI CXHB

Crim: Ok sis... well I'll see you there. Bye whores

Girls: Bye Crimmmm

At the fashion show the girls strut their shit

Shakila: Hey girls

Girls: Hey Shakila

Shakila: So we're going to see your walk ok bitches, kk

They get up on the stage and strut their shit

Shakila: First up Mariah

Mariah walks like a fucking spider and her legs are everywhere

Shakila: Oh god

Shakila: Next Michelle

Michelle literally walks down like a normal bitch in the street

Shakila: Why tho

Shakila: Theresa get up

Theresa walks 0.00001 miles per hour

Shakila: Drag her off now

Shakila: Now Martha

Martha has an actually pretty good walk and surprises Shakila *which is very hard*

Shakila: Hmm

Shakila: Next Whitney

Whitney: I cant walk

Shakila: Why

Whitney: I'M A PLUS SIZE MODEL WITH BLACK FRIENDS AND MY BLACK FRIENDS SAY I CANT WALK

Shakila: Die

Shakila: Stick you're up next, wait I mean Serena

Serena: Wow

Serena struts her shit but her face is dead

Shakila: Wow did we find these bitches at the street

Shakila: Alright Candance get yo jush

Candance lowkey slays but gets robbed for storyline

Shakila: Next Bre

Bre trips all over the runway

Shakila: Mood tho

Shakila: Finally Rose

''Rose... we won't talk about her''

The show finishes and the girls meet up with Shakila

Shakila: Ok so you were all a mess but I won't decide the winner of the challenge

Candance: Huh

Shakila: Please welcome Lady Fafa

Girls: OH MY GOSHH

Lady Fafa: Hey bitches

Lady Fafa: The winner of this challenge will be decided by mwah

Bre: Yasss

Lady Fafa: The top three best girls were Candance, Serena and Martha

Serena: Om

Lady Fafa: The winner will receive an advantage for the first ever photoshoot

Lady Fafa: And the winner is Martha!

Martha: AAAAAAAAAAA. YES THANK YOU SO MUCH

Lady Fafa: Don't touch me

Candance: Um ew how

Martha: What do I win?

Lady Fafa: Patience... the first ever photoshoot of this season will be done at the Granola Bar Beach

Theresa: Where the fuck is that

Lady Fafa: Do you think I would know

Lady Fafa: Anyway you will be wearing some lingerie and yeah

Martha: What do I win tho

Lady Fafa: You get to wear my outfit I wore for my Helephone music video

Martha: AAAAAAAAA

Lady Fafa: And you get to keep it

Martha: I AM DECEASED

Shakila: Thank You Lady Fafa

Lady Fafa: You're not welcome, bye girls

Girls: Bye... I'll see you at your first ever photoshoot

The girls enter the limo where they meet past contestant Joy

Joy: HELLO GIRLS

Girls: OH MY LORDD

Serena IC: So we enter the limo to see one of the best contestants ever Joy

Joy: Hello girls today I'm here to educate you on messy bitches

Rose: OOO

Joy: As you know the cycle I was on was full of sluts like Cindy and Delia... I'm here to educate you on how to overcome the drama

Michelle: Yas

Joy: Step One: Bully their weight

Whitney: Choke

Joy: Here's an example, hey Whitney die you fucking fat

The girls clap with joy

Joy: Step Two: Tell them they're ugly

Joy: Rose you're a piece of ugly shit

Rose: Oh my god

Rose IC: JOY JUST CALL ME UGLY I'M DECEASED I LOVE HER

Joy: Finally Step 3: Don't be racist we're not Kerry Mathis

Theresa: BITCH

Joy: Oh look here we are girls... remember have fun and don't let other bitches take you down, bye

Girls: Bye

The girls walk onto the beach to meet Sierra Dumbo

Sierra: Hey bitches I am a fashion stylist, makeup artist and a photographer

Whitney: You're point?

Sierra: My point is I am a judge and decides who stays and who doesn't, got it sweetie

Whitney: Oop

Sierra: So head over to hair and makeup and like I'll shoot you

The girls head over to hair and makeup and the first girl to get shot is Michelle

Michelle: Hi Sierra

Sierra: Ok just pose

Michelle poses and like shows her assests

Michelle: Leak was that good?

Sierra: It was meh just leave

Michelle: K

The day goes on and the fifth girl to get shot is Theresa, the other girls watch from a distance

Theresa: Watch this bitches

Sierra: pose

Theresa pulls these backbends, jumping forward, legs in the air, lying on the floor, the other girls look in shock

Theresa: Bye sweaties

The last girl to get shot is Martha

Martha: My outfit is so good

Sierra: Ok sis

Martha: Um what are you doing

Sierra pulls out a fan and turns it on and it blows Martha's weave off

Martha: Why did you do that

Sierra: Awks... just pose

Martha fixes her weave and poses

Sierra: And that's a wrap

Everyone packs up and the girls head home

Back at the house

Theresa: Oh god what a long day

Candance: Ye sure

Martha: Bitter?

Candance: Ugly?

Whitney: Fucking fatties

Mariah: Don't talk about yourself like that Whitney

Ren I mean Bre walks off

Bre: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Mariah: SAY THAT AGAIN BRE I'LL BEAT YOU UP

Rose: CALM DOWN FATTIES

Michelle: What a bunch of messy whores

Theresa: Legit... honestly bye I don't have time for seven-year-old fighting

Michelle: Same I'm going to bed

Serena walks into the kitchen to find Whitney eating M&MS

Serena: Ok Fat

Whitney: WHATEVER I'M A SIMS NEXT TOP MODEL

Serena: Not if your fat

Whitney: Not if your an anorexic skinny bitch either

Serena: How dare you

Whitney: Fight me

Serena: I have dignity bye

The camera fades away to Panel

Crim: Hello bitches... you don't know our judges

Crim: Sexy noted fattie bitch Shakila

Shakila: Hi girls

Crim: Dumbo Relly Cunt gang member Sierra

Sierra: Hi girls don't mess with me

Crim: And special guest judge Lady Fafa

Lady Fafa: Hello girls

Crim: And you know our prizes

Crim: A six page spread in Souge Italian Illumnati Magazine

Crim: And a $100,000 Coversim contract, good luck sisters

Crim: Let us begin

Crim: First up Rose

Rose: Hello

Crim: So the girls had to do a photoshoot in Lingerie at the beach, here is your best shot

Sierra: I love this, everything is just so perfect amazing

Crim: I agree it looks so delicate but fierce

Candance: Thank you

Crim: Alright girls while you leave we will make our decision

The girls leave and the judges scramble and decide the elimination and soon they're done

Crim: I have eight photos in my hand, each photo represents the girl who is still in the running to become Sims Next Top Model

Crim: Best photo this week which will be displayed as digital art in your new L.A home is...

Crim: Candance

Candance: Wow thank you so much

Crim: Congratulations you're still in the running for Sims Next Top Model

Crim: Runner-up for best photo is... Theresa

Theresa: Thank yew

Crim: Well done

Crim: The next name is Serena

Serena takes her photo

Crim: Martha!

Crim: Michelle...

Crim: Bre...

Bre: Phew

Crim: Well done Bre you're still in the running for Sims Next Top Model

Bre: Thank you

Crim: The next name I am going to call is

Crim: Rose

Rose: Thank god

Mariah looks at Whitney scared

Crim: We know you have it Rose, bring it now sister

Rose: I will I promise

Crim: Will Mariah and Whitney please step forward

Crim: Mariah you stand before me for someone who produced such a meh photo this week

Crim: While Whitney the complete opposite to Mariah stands before me for having a great face but just weak poses

Crim: So who stays?

Crim shows the final photo

Crim: Mariah

Mariah: Thank you so much

Whitney pulls a stank face

Crim: Step it up Mariah we know you can bring it

Crim: And as for you Whitney I thought you had it

Whitney: I do

Crim: Then go out there and prove it

Whitney: K bye

Whitney storms out and back to the house

Whitney: Fuck this show I am Sims Next Top Model bye fatties

Insert video of Whitney fading away from the rest of the models